My entry for
contest. The idea is to take Zelda characters and envision them as their opposite gender.
So in the latest news, one day the great Hyrule creator God, the Almighty Shigeru Miyamoto got drunk or somehow saw himself in women's clothing. and decided he wants to turn everyone into their opposite gender (since Link already wears a skirt anyway). Thus he commanded all the lesser gods (also known amongs mortals as programmers) of the Zelda universe to rebuild everyone polygon by polygon into their opposite gender. And thus was born...... *drum roll*
"THE LEGEND OF ZELDA:TWILIGHT PRINCE!!"
AVAILABLE AS A BONUS DISC FREE WITH ALL PREORDER OF TWILIGHT PRINCESS.
EDIT::I stand by my believe that zelda used her magic to actually transform into a guy, but since most people seem to think sheik=zelda therefore sheik=girl I've started a poll in my journal, so please give it a visit and cast your vote
Thanks to ~kaisvenson
this is the argument: "Well, it shouldn't matter. If the genders are reversed the MALE Zelda would obviously become a FEMALE Shiek as part of the disguise since Shiek is trying very hard to at least look male." So even if the original sheik is a manly chick then my sheik is a guy with boobs (and a really small you-know-what)
this would follow the anime tradition of extremely feminine-looking cross-dresser like Bridget (Guilty Gear games- [link]
), Aoi Futaba (You're Under Arrest - [link]
), and Peppo (Gankutsuou- [link]
And if the zelda characters can speak, I'm guessing this would be what they're saying right now after waking up and finding out they have boobs or dangly bits:
Link: "Anyone who makes a skirt joke..... WILL DIE!!!"
Zelda: "Well, I've always been into men's clothing anyway"
Sheik: "No, they're not real so stop staring already"
Saria: "Thou shalt call me..... Mini-Link!"
Malon: "I think I'll change my name to something more manly.... like Fabio"
Photoshop CS, Zelda copyright nintendo, image c me.